nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
Anonymous asked: Love? What is it?
love is when you make a shitty blog dedicated to a stupid boy who doesn’t even know you exist and spend all your time on it and waste your life away again for this stupid boy who doesn’t know you exist